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They should hire Mr Floppy


G+_George Kozi
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Originally shared by George Kozi

 

They should hire Mr. Floppy

 

I'm waiting for the Google now thing' and Siri to get some personality... They should be just like Mr. Floppy, the stuffed bunny from "Happy ever after" (yeah, that's on my TV, and occasionally I zapp into it by mistake). The phone should say stuff like:

 

"get up, you fat bastard, the mattress under you is about to call 911"

"yeah, order another pizza... meanwhile I'm gonna pick out a nice cheap casket for you"

"Blabbermouth Larry called.... geez, you need better friends"

"you want me to tell you the weather? Open the damn curtains and look outside... get out of the house... live a little!"

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