My grandma was a hacker

[G+_George Kozi]

Originally shared by George Kozi

 

My grandma was a hacker.

 

I was a little boy, back like two centuries ago, and one day during a particularly harsh winter, grandma Irma came home smiling... Those idiots, she said, meaning everybody above her paygrade, were discussing all morning if they somehow can open the restaurant today , because the water pipes had frozen over night. They kept it up for about two hours when I had enough.

 

I stood up and went to the shed in the back, found a metal bucket and some charcoal, I took that bucket of ambers to the exposed pipe up in the attic and kept heating it along it's length. In about twenty minutes I went back and told the boss the water was on.